You may call me anything you wish; as long as it is either Random (shorten from my url) or Amy (ripped from the pages of my birth certificate).
There's a 60% chance I don't have pants on, 73% chance I will write a comment on that, and 100% chance I'll answer your ask.
I'm ridiculously old for this site. Old as balls.
I’m really good at:
*leaving comments of admiration
*Being immortal (so far)
*Zoning out when the activities around me have grown dull.
*Staring longingly at my ask box
*Not remembering that I held that conversation with you in my head and not out loud.
*Coloring inside and outside the lines
*Making those raspberry/fart noises with your lips