i dont understand the saying “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i mean when i eat cake i have just absorbed its cake life-force and it is a part of me now.
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.
the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict
I love how the guy holding the basketball doesn’t even move the slightest little bit. He’s seen this all before and he’s tired of the same old shit.
He must have taken one of those spin classes
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
this is Joff Baratheon, from Game of Trones. He’s actually one of the only truly likeable characters in the series - he gets onto the throne way too young but makes a really good go of being a fair and kind ruler. He has a relationship with a girl earlier that’s not this one but due to circumstances that are spoilers, they have to split up and he deal with it in a really mature inspiring way that you don’t get to see much in TV shows these days. Here he is at his wedding to this new girl, Maegery, and it’s one of the most beautiful episodes of the show so far, actually.
LAUGHING SO HARD RN
no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty
Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).
people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty
alternatively: wash ur damn clothes
Well actually the maker of Levi jeans say you should never wash your jeans…ever soooooo
Yes I didn’t mean to like and unlike then like your post a hundred time I was just trying to push the little x on mobile I’m so sorry
I wish season ten was going to be more this…just Sam getting more and more done with dean and Crowley being all demons…like a sitcom and then Cas could show up and Sam is like yes finally help but then dean and Cas have big heart eyes and trying to justify things and Sam has to get more done
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
You’ve changed my whole life
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!